“Humor is anger that was sent to finishing school.”
“Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.”
“To be angered by evil is to partake of it, stupid. - Phrases of Import and Salvation, Chapter IX, The Book of Universal Truths and Other Humorous Anecdotes”
“One school is finished, and the time has come for another to begin.”
“Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?" "You closed the school and burnt all the books." "Ah, so I did.”
“We are all made of broken glass. The school grinds along on grief and anger.”