“*kiss*”

“What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.”

“You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.”

“But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.”

“I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.”

“I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic.”

“Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.”