“You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.”

“But thoughts don't care about truth and shit. They sit up in your mind and fuck with you whenever.”

“Do you know how you felt when you would lean all the way back in a chair, and just before you were about to tip over, at the very last second, you'd catch yourself ? That's how I feel all the time.”

“I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.”

“What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.”

“Who you gonna believe, bitch? Me? or your lying eyes?”

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”