“Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?”

“Yeah, I know what your English Professor tried to tell you. But if your English Professor could make a living writing fiction, they would have been doing it.”

“It was not curiosity that killed the goose who laid the golden egg, but an insatiable greed that devoured common sense.”

“I advise you against following my example. Don’t take up with a man who will die for you. Find one who will kill for you instead.”

“Medicine is a golden goose that has to be killed because every time the goose lays a golden egg, someone gets sick or dead.”

“This is not hyperbole. It is possible for the average professor to have been taught by leftists, grown up in a left-leaning city, read only left-leaning books, entertained by leftists in pop culture and became a professor without holding a job outside academia. How can we expect these professors to adequately explain what people who oppose them believe?”