“I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don't eat! Who knew?”

“The road of life is paved with daily successes, a great number of them penny and nickle triumphs. Sadly, these little feats are often seen as worthless―even failures―because we dream of greater gain. Our greed keeps us focused on a gleaming pot of gold waiting at the end of some elusive rainbow. And, despairing a big loss, we fail to see the value in small achievements.”

“Yes, of course we could all use some help. There isn't a person alive without a need. So don't ask the silly question, just figure out how you're going to help and do it!”

“I've figured out why they call it a trial.  Because you try all you can to pull through it. ”

“There are far too many silent sufferers.  Not because they don't yearn to reach out, but because they've tried and found no one who cares.”

“Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.”

“BIG books are better.  There, I said it and it's true. ”