“It's an unfortunate fact that I'm easily discouraged. But the fortunate truth is I'm stubborn as hell and near impossible to sway in my resolve.”
“And, truth be told, I'm curious myself. I wouldn't want Goodfellow dying before we ever resolved our duel. That would be unfortunate.”
“Fortunately...or unfortunately...through years of neglect I'm actually as skinny as an anorexic broomstick.”
“I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.”
“It's getting hard to know if I'm on the tracks or off the beaten road when no truth ever easily shows.”
“It's perfectly normal that extraordinary things happen to me. I'm an exceptional person. Oh, don't think I'm boasting. I mean to say that, unfortunately, I'm exceptional and that, unfortunately, I can't live by the rules. I must make my own.”