“It's one thing to give out excellent advice, but quite another to personally swallow it.”
“Any advice I might give a depressed person comes in the form of cyanide, and usually is a bit hard for them to swallow.”
“It's one thing to keep secrets. It's quite another to lie.”
“I tried not to dwell on the comparison; it was one thing to accept that New York was more wealthy than Lahore, but quite another to swallow the fact that Manila was as well.”
“I sometimes give myself excellent advice. Occasionally, I even listen to it.”
“It is funny how no one seems to want my always excellent advice.”