“...and motioned me toward a spot next to a middle-aged Moroi in a very formal and very designer black suit. The suit screamed, I'm sorry the queen is dead, and I'm going to look fashionable while showing my grief”
“I'm going to wear my birthday suit, even though it barely fits in the middle when I get excited and it stretches out.”
“There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.”
“He glanced around the reading room and closed his eyes, trying to keep hold of the past for a minute longer, a fattening and hungover middle-aged historian in a black corduroy suit.”
“Not as intolerable as being dead, in my opinion, but I'm very fond of me. I would miss me a lot.”
“I'm just going to pretend that a very good-smelling, incredibly warm stranger is sitting next to me, a harmless stranger.”