“Bringing children into it was just low, I decided. At least heʹd left puppies out.”
“Why couldn't I have puppy love? I only seem to have "I can't decide if I want to rip your throat out or kiss you" love. Ugh.”
“Never work with children, puppies or bulimics”
“Try looking at your mind as a wayward puppy that you are trying to paper train. You don't drop-kick a puppy into the neighbor's yard every time it piddles on the floor. You just keep bringing it back to the newspaper.”
“Before becoming a mother I had a hundred theories on how to bring up children. Now I have seven children and only one theory: love them, especially when they least deserve to be loved.”
“And since Logan didn’t seem the least bit antisocial . . .“You don’t have to look like that, you know. I haven’t kicked a puppy in at least a decade.”