“But why would Victor and Robert take her? And how the hell did two old men subdue a teenage girl anyway?”

“Why am I attracted to her butt? How weird is that? Why do men like butts anyway?”

“A smart woman would have shut up. Did I? Hell no. Intelligence is overrated anyway.”

“I’ve never really had feelings for a girl like her. Hell, I’ve never really had feelings for any girl period. Not like this anyway.”

“In his book "Men to boys: The Making of Modern Immaturity", Gary Cross asks simply: "Where have all the men gone?" Like George Will, Victor David Hanson, and others who've posed that question, Professor Cross is no doubt aware that he sounds old and square. But in a land of middle-aged teenagers somebody has to.”

“Why did I even think that girl would help? So…I need her. Why?! Why her? What is it that makes her so different, so calming, so…So, Goddamn MINE! - Christopher Mason”