“Conversation was irrelevant. Only pie mattered.”
“Truth is irrelevant; what matters is what people believe.”
“It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.”
“The amount of actual time is irrelevant because the intensity of the moment is guaranteed to last. It doesn't matter because what remains and what can never be lost is a spirit.”
“Injustice is plaguing the countryside! And I think pie may be the only answer.”
“Why does anybody tell a story? It does indeed have something to do with faith. Faith that the universe has meaning, that our little human lives are not irrelevant, that what we choose or say or do matters, matters cosmically.”