“Dmitri was at a total loss. It was a common reaction for people when I agreed to do something reasonable.”
“When I tell people I went to library school, the most common reaction is either “You’re joking, right?” or “They have schools for librarians? Do they teach you how to properly sssh people?”
“Look, I asked you here for a reason. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common.""Totally awesome hair?" Simon suggested.”
“I was simultaneously elated and depressed, a common enough state of mind these days when people are offered a great deal of money to do something repugnant.”
“Your behavior is the sum total of your action and reaction to issues and people around you.”
“In the event of a total loss of direction in life, be sure to sort our your own shit before you start telling people what to do.”