“I'd said it before and meant it.Alive or undead,the love of my life was a bad ass.”

“Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass”

“No boyfriend," I said, perhaps a little too quickly. Have I mentioned my total lack of social life? Having a dream about Alex last night was the closest thing I'd had to a date in months and that was only a dream and it was about a guy who was undead. Admittedly very sexy, but still completely undead. Although I have heard that vampire sex is supposed to be pretty damn good.”

“Look, I know this seems a little half-assed...' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's the most no-assed thing I've ever done in my life.”

“Then I said it. He said it too. I love you. And everything that went before meant nothing.”

“He was in a slow-motion mood-one of my favorites, though it meant i'd be driven crazy before we were done.”