“It's not my fault so much as my genius,”
“Genius has its limitations.Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker”
“It's not my fault who I am. The only think that's my fault is what I choose to do”
“It's not my fault everybody wants me”
“Oh. Well, as long as it's not my fault.”
“It's all because of me isn't it? It's all my fault?”