“My commentary's hilarious, not witty.”
“Wise are my ways witty my actions”
“My entire soul is a cry, and all my work is a commentary on that cry.”
“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”
“A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.”
“With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious.”