“My life didnʹt need to be on the line for me to enjoy dessert.”
“There's a fine line between deserving and just desserts.”
“Big decisions in my life have always come easy and are made without hesitation. It is easier for me to make a life-changing decision than to decide what to get for dessert.”
“Let me enjoy my fan-wanking. Your what?Let me arrange the story to meet my own personal needs.”
“Life's too short. Start with Dessert!”
“Life is short, have dessert first.”