“No one was normal, not really.”
“...the one consistent thing I have found is that there really is no normal when it comes to women.”
“This is your time and it feels normal to you, but really, there is no normal. There's only change and resistance to it and then more change.”
“No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal.”
“Me and normal have never really been on speaking terms.”
“Being normal is overrated. Normal gets you what—the dolt husband with the 2.5 kids and the house with the dog? You seriously want that? I mean, one of those kids is going to be really funny looking, by the way, all cut in half like that. Who wants half a kid?”