“Sometimes talking to you is like talking to myself: pretty damned annoying.”
“You shouldn't talk about things you don't understand. Which should leave you pretty damn quiet.”
“Sometimes I talk about baseball just to annoy people who don’t understand it.”
“This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.”
“If there is anything more annoying in the world than having people talk about you, it is certainly having no one talk about you.”
“You talk too damn much and too damn much of it is about you.”