“There was no "me" in Alchemy. Well, phonetically there was, but that wasn't the point.”
“I hear phonetically on the phone. Toiletries sounds like toilet trees to me.”
“What is the alternative to religion as we know it? As it turns out, this is the wrong question to ask. Chemistry was not an “alternative” to alchemy; it was a wholesale exchange of ignorance at its most rococo for genuine knowledge. We will find that, as with alchemy, to speak of “alternatives” to religious faith is to miss the point.”
“Well — I was lucky once, wasn't I?” said Harry, pointing at his scar. “I might get lucky again.”
“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
“Love, when spelled backwards and read phonetically, reads evil”