“This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen.”
“Miracles happen on Christmas, Pat. Everybody knows that shit.”
“Make your own Miracles, don't wait for miracles to happen; they need a spark of energy to make them real.”
“But this was the real world wasn't it? Miracles must happen in some parallel universe.”
“I don't know, I feel like this isn't the real world. The people, the scene: they just don't seem real to me.”
“Miracles don't happen. You make them happen. They're not wishes or dreams or candles on a cake. They're not impossible. Reality is real. It's totally and completely under my control.”