“We all stared at the scoreboard in stunned silence. Only Carter was able to get anything out."That," he told Robert exuberantly, "is how a bird in the hand gets up before the early worm.""That doesn't make any sense," said Roger.Carter pointed at the scoreboard. "Neither does that, but there you have it.”
“The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.”
“Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.”
“The early worm gets eaten by the early bird.”
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”