“Nudge: You aren't dead.Iggy (irritably): No. You aren't dead either. How about just 'hello'?”
“You can't put being in love on a scale. Either you are or you aren't.”
“I hate it when people say they’re trying to be your friend. You shouldn’t have to try to be somebody’s friend. Either you like someone or you don’t. Either you want them as a friend or not. Making friends isn’t like trying for the lead in the school play.”
“I keep telling you that feeling is not selective. You can't feel pain, you aren't gonna feel anything else either.”
“You be careful, Wizard. Interestingly eccentric friends aren't easy to find.”