“We need teachers. We need to be teachers. Knowing when for each, is wisdom”

“Wisdom is the lesson learned, applied.”

“The most sacred place in the world is your mind. Guard it ferociously.”

“Doughboy, we need to talk.”Doughboy opened his wax eyes. “Finally! You realize how stuffy it is in there? At last you’ve remembered that you need my brilliant guidance.”“Actually we need to become a coat.”

“I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher”

“Fur, feathers, scales or skin…we coexist. We must. If humans fail to cohabitate with the natural world, they will become extinct. We need the plants, animals and insects far more than they need us.”

“You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.”