“Top shelf where momma hides the cookies!”
“Oh brother we are not worthy!”
“Roll the highlight film!”
“This is the only job I ever wanted and this is the only place I ever wanted to be!”
“Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.”
“Khufu carefully picked out everything that ended with-o—Doritos, Oreos, and some chunks of meat. Buffalo? Armadillo? I was scared to even ask.”