“A giant vulture with a girl hanging from its feet tends to attract attention.”
“But at least try to look a little more raider-ish, okay? We don't want to attract attention."Zeke's snort sounded suspiciously like laughter. "Allie, you're a beautiful, exotic-looking vampire girl with a katana. Trust me, if anyone is going to attract attention, it's not going to be me.”
“it's hard to talk sensibly with giants - their massive heads tend to get lost in the clouds”
“high school guys only appear hot to high school girls. its something to do with the fluorescent lighting in the classrooms, i think. They're actually really skinny and spotty, and they have giant feet”
“Never run from anything immortal. It only attracts their attention.”
“Don't look back and don't run. You must never run from anything immortal. It attracts their attention.”