“Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.”

“For an absurd moment, I wondered if Ammit devoured the hearts of wicked cows, and if he liked the beefy taste.- Carter Kane”

“My name is Carter Kane. I'm fourteen and my home is a suitcase.”

“If I were a flowerpot, I would've checked my hair.~Carter Kane”

“I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon.~Carter Kane”

“CHEERS, CARTER. At least you have the sense to hand me the microphone for important things.Honestly, he drones on and on about his plans for the Apocalypse, but he makes no plans at all for the school dance. My brother's priorities are severely skewed.Sadie Kane”

“Somewhere behind me, Zia yelled, "Hippo!" Which I thought was a little late.~Carter Kane”