“Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.”
“Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs.”
“stones taught me to fly, love taught me to lie, courage teach me to be shy... because it's not hard to fall when you float like a cannonball.”
“Right at the beginning, before the pianist could get her wheels up and fly into that storm, she was hit with a con brio, which I figured meant she had to play either with brightness, with coldness, or with cheese.”
“Mickey Cray had been out of work ever since a dead iguana fell from a palm tree and hit him on the head.”
“It's not a bomb, you ignorant fuck! It's a grenade!”