“Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.”

“Travis: I didn’t know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month.Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so that no matter what I wore, my clothes were two sizes too small and I felt like a geek.Travis: You are a geek.”

“There are only two types of people in this world; people who hate clowns, and clowns.”

“Once I saw Desjardins’ house, I hated him even more. It was a huge mansion on the other side of the Tuileries, on the rue des Pyramids.“Pyramids Road?” Sadie said. “Obvious, much?”“Maybe he couldn’t find a place on Stupid Evil Magician Street,” I suggested.”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. -Bobby Pendragon”

“I hate to tell you this,” Jason said, “but I think your leopard just ate a goddess.”