“How did you die?""We er....drowned in a bathtub.""All three of you?""It was a big bathtub.”
“You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?""We have a very big bathtub.”
“Boil your drinking water, and drink the water surrounding you in your bathtub.”
“Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?”
“If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.”
“Yes," she moaned, and then nodded, just in case he didn't get the picture, because if he didn't, dear God, she was going to drown him in the bathtub. And wouldn't that be embarrassing to explain to the police and all the family?”