“I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. ”
“That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood.”
“Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut.”
“I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.”
“There are four ways to manage stress. There's drugs, there's alcohol, there's sex, and there's doughnuts. I go with sex and doughnuts. I tried the other two and it wasn't any good. You being in a dry spell, you might have to rely on doughnuts.”
“Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli”