“I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut. ”

“That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood.”

“Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.”

“Go Chase A Donut. -Percy Jackson.”

“Weapons are allowed. Dirty tricks are expected. But try not to kill anybody!” Tantalus smiled at us like we were all naughty children. “Any killing will result in harsh punishment. No s’mores at the campfire for a week! Now ready your chariots!”

“His lion and hippo legs twitched. I wondered if netherworld monsters dreamed of chasing rabbits.”

“I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-”