“It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up.”
“Teenagers, as everyone knows, tend to believe they are immortal.”
“It's easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.”
“He was called "Pancho" because people at that time didn't have enough sense to be offended by stuff like that.”
“So for Magic Problem-Solving 101, we headed to the training room and blew stuff up.”
“There's this new guy who is really great who I've thoroughly offended.""Teenage boys don't listen enough to be offended.”