“Keep it simple.”

“Frank held up the Chinese handcuffs. “Keep it simple.”

“I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?""Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.""But...you did something nice. Why?"He raised and eyebrow. "I am nice! I simple ooze niceness, Perry Johansson. Haven't you noticed?”

“I didn't answer, but, please—nothing is obvious with boys. For such simple creatures, they are quite baffling.”

“Many of the best traps are simple. You just have to think about it, and hope your victim doesn't.”

“You have to rise above the squabbling and chaos, and keep believing. You have to always keep your goals in mind.” -Hera, goddess of marriage ”

“There was Tyson moving into the Poseidon cabin, giggling to himself every fifteen seconds and saying, "Percy is my brother?" like he'd just won the lottery.Aw, Tyson," I'd say. "It's not that simple.”