“Lovely. Imprisoned in a nursery school dungeon.”

“Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.”

“This is the Wilderness School. 'Where the Kids are animals”

“You cannot imprison me!" He bellowed. "I am Hyperion! I am-" The bark closed over his face. Grover took his pipes from his mouth. "You are a very nice maple tree.”

“I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.”

“And now, Anubis, I find you in this den of iniquity, this morass of questionable behavior, this...this--''School?”

“Maybe being home schooled, Carter didn’t realize that “test” is normally a bad thing.”