“Oh, don't mind me! Just the queen of the heavens, dying over here!”
“If Agnes dies I'll just swap places with her. She can have my life. I'll give it to her and I'll die instead. I wouldn't mind because I've already lived for a long time. Agnes has only lived for one year and some. I hope God lets me. I don't mind going to Heaven early. If he wants me to swap places, I will.”
“Oh be careful! There they go again!" said the old queen as his string broke spilling his balls over the floor.... "Stop them will you, James, you worthless old shit! Don't just stand there and let the master's balls roll into the coal-bin!”
“Oh bloody hell. She'd just stolen the queen's ring.”
“Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own...”
“Don't mind me. I'm as happy as a cricket here.”