“Don't Worry, Be Hapi.”

“If somebody offers you Hapi pills, just say no!”

“Hapi?" I asked."Why, yes, I am happy!" Hapi beamed. "I'm always happy because I'm Hapi! Are you happy?"Zia frowned up at the giant. "Does he have to be so big?"The god laughed. Immediately he shrank down to human size, though the crazy cheerful look on his face was still pretty unnerving."Oh, Setne!" Hapi chuckled and pushed the ghost playfully. "I hate this guy. Absolutely despise him!"Hapi's smile became painfully wide. "I'd love to rip off your arms and legs, Setne. That would be amazing!"Setne ... drifted a little farther away from the smiling god."Oh!" Hapi clapped excitedly. "The world is going to end tomorrow. I forgot!""You'd never get to Memphis without my help. You'd get torn into a million pieces!"He seemed genuinely pleased to share that news.”

“Make thing effective for laughter and hapiness until the day of Judgment - before we make it "Effective" for you Hell...”

“There is a particular hapiness in giving a man whom you like very much, good food that you have cooked yourself.”

“Don't worry. Worry is useless. I worried anyway”