“I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug."Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!""It was a compliement, silly. Forbidden is good! Sadie likes forbidden!”
“Lady Ponsonby was right. The forbidden fruit isn't shaped like an apple. It's shaped like a banana.”
“Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat the banana. There is no banana. I want another banana.”
“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing.”
“And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.”
“Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?”