“Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.”
“trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames.”
“Nothing in my life has ever made me want to commit suicide more than people's reaction to my trying to commit suicide.”
“People always think that a suicide is commited for one reason. But it is perfectly possible to commit a suicide for two reasons.”
“The tragedy is that women so committed to survival cannot recognize that they are committing suicide.”
“A simile committing suicide is always a depressing spectacle.”