“Texting, even browsing the Internet - all these things can attract monsters.”

“The Internet also makes it extraordinarily difficult for me to focus. One small break to look up exactly how almond milk is made, and four hours later I'm reading about the Donner Party and texting all my friends: DID YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THE DONNER PARTY AND HOW MESSED UP THAT WAS? TEXT ME BACK SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT!”

“Librarians! Librarians always know how to find out things. That was their job even before the Internet.”

“I remember a time where Trolls were a fictitious monster from fairy tales, not arseholes on the internet looking for attention.”

“There is no such thing as chance in a text. Any text is the result of a repertoire, on conscious and unconscious levels, and can only be decoded by someone privy to the same repertoire.”

“There are those among us who find monsters quite attractive, Vesta said.”