“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”
“You're such a cupcake.”
“By contrast, my method of eating a cupcake was quite straightforward - step one: gobble it down one large bite at a time until there's nothing left. That's it.”
“You are bad and mean and I'm going to spit on your cupcakes.”
“I am going down first.Of course you're going down first, you're the guy.”
“You're only human. You live once and life is wonderful so eat the damn red velvet cupcake!”