“This is the trouble with all happiness -all of it is built on top of something men want.”

“That is the trouble with happiness-all of it is built on top of something that men want.”

“Poseidon’s trident was also all over the place, since Peter the Great wanted to stress Russia’s sea power. I especially like the trident on top of an obelisk -- what a great Egyptian/Greek mix up!”

“You want to know how Egyptians pulled the brains out of mummies. or built the pyramids, or cursed King Tut's tomb? My dad's your man.”

“P.S. You'll have to meet with Dan's principal when you get back. He got in trouble for doing ninja moves in class. Don't worry. This happens all the time.”

“You know that in Latin, 'Festus' means 'happy'?You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the dragon?”

“You named him Fetus? You know in Latin Fetus means happy? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the Dragon?”