“This is the Wilderness School. 'Where the Kids are animals”

“My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.Am I a troubled kid?Yeah. You could say that.”

“Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly. "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness." He headed outside and started calling, "Here, donuts!”

“Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.”

“Lovely. Imprisoned in a nursery school dungeon.”

“Life is only precious because it ends, kid.”

“Maybe it's okay to still be a kid every once in a while.”