“Tipični pozdrav tvog tipičnog kentaura na tipičnom odlasku iz ljetnog kampa.”

“Quer dizer, era de esperar que o senhor dos titãs tivesse aprendido suas lições eras atrás, quando foi derrubado pelos deuses. Era de se esperar que ser picado em um milhão de pedacinhos e jogado na parte mais escura do Mundo Inferior lhe desse uma dica sutil de que ninguém o queria por perto. Mas não.”

“Gods tend to be selfish. Even when they're helpful, they always have their own motives. That's why you have to be careful about trusting them.”

“Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo.”

“You see gods have great power, but only humans have creativity, the power to change history rather than simply read it.”

“Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus patches or listen to opera music.”

“Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?”