“Um, Dues ex machina anyone?”
“Deus ex machina not only erases all meaning and emotion, it's an insult to the audience. Each of us knows we must choose and act, for better or worse, to determine the meaning of our lives...Deus ex machina is an insult because it is a lie.”
“...This particular blunder is known as deus ex machina, which is French for "Are you fucking kidding me?”
“I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!”
“Perhaps we are on an insula ex machina, an artificial place not in the real world at all -- a backdrop for the stories we must tell.”
“...This type of ending is a special instance of deus ex machina, known as the folie adieu, which is French for "Are you FUCKING kidding me?”