“We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land.”

“The end of the world started when a pegasus landed on the hood of my car. Up until then I was having a great afternoon. ”

“So, great. This is Camp…what do you call it? Camp Fish-Blood?”Aphros frowned. “I hope that was a joke. This is Camp __________.” He made a sound that was a series of sonar pings and hisses.”

“Great victory requires great risk.-Hera”

“Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument.”

“With great power comes a great need to take a nap.”

“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”