“Whasthat!""Um ... those are the toilets.”

“Whathat!" Tyson gasped."Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?""Whasthat!""Um... those are the toilets.”

“I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...”

“Um, uh, gah.”

“Um, Dues ex machina anyone?”

“There’s nothing here,” Carter said.“What do you want?” I asked. “We’ve got wax, some toilet papyrus, an ugly statue.”

“I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.”