“Whasthat!""Um ... those are the toilets.”
“Whathat!" Tyson gasped."Those are the stables for the pegasi," I replied, "You know, winged horses?""Whasthat!""Um... those are the toilets.”
“You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we’ll go back and forth and find a middle ground. This ends with you shitting in a toilet.”
“Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.”
“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will be surprised by how shitty my book is.”
“Dress kinda tough-like ‘ya, I can handle toilets.’ Dress with authority over a toilet.”