“You are one freaking awesome baboon.”

“Thanks for not freaking out," I said."Oh, I'm freaking out," Paul promised, his eyes wide. "I just think it's awesome!”

“The baboon is driving,” I noted. “Should I be worried?”

“Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.”

“Our baboon was going completely sky goddess - which is to say, nuts.”

“Right,” I said. “So the baboon, the crocodile…any other pets I should know about?”Amos thought for a moment. “Visible ones? No, I think that’s it.”

“Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine.”