“You're a stalker with hooves.”

“You're a stalker with hooves.""I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.”

“Coach Hedge came pounding up the stairs with Hazel at his hooves.“Where are they?” he demanded. “Who do I kill?”“No killing!” Annabeth ordered. “Just defend the ship!”“But they interrupted a Chuck Norris movie!”

“Besides, you're a cat. It's your nature to think you're the center of the universe.”

“You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.”

“Are you the cursed kid Nemesis mentioned?" Leo asked. "But you're a girl." "You're a girl," said the girl."Excuse me?”

“I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-”