“You're a stalker with hooves.""I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.”
“You're a stalker with hooves.”
“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching me, whether I watch her or not.”
“He sighed, then said, "So basically, you're stalking her.""I am NOT stalking her." I insisted."That's where you come in. If I followed her by myself, someone who did not understand the situation and did not realize that I am so responsible-"McGillicuddy snorted."- might mistake what I am doing for stalking.However, her big brother is with me. Therefore we are protecting her.”
“But Anne, do you love him?" I asked curiously.The curve of her hood hid all but the corner of her smile. "I am a fool to own it, but I am in a fever for his touch.”
“It's okay," I assure her. "I like stalkers.”