“Tampons. I’m constantly worrying about my stash and if I’ll be able to find more.”

“What of men? I can't think of anything more banal. I have no doubt — no doubt whatsoever — that once it has obtained the means to do so, the species will wipe itself off the face of the earth. There is no mystery to it; it is our nature. Oh, one might delve into the particulars, but really, what can we say about the species that invented murder? What can we say?”

“Nothing makes us love something more than the loss of it.”

“I always assumed it owed more to the fact that he didn't like me.”

“What is it? I remembered thinking in panic. What is it? Why did I want to follow this man? What was it about the monstrumologist that consumed me? What demon of the pit chewed and gnawed upon my soul like Judas’ in the innermost circle of hell? What did it look like? What was its face? If I could name the nameless thing, if I could put a face upon the faceless thing, perhaps I could free myself from its ravenous embrace.”

“Yes, my dear child, monsters are real. I happen to have one hanging in my basement.”

“My heart ached for the snow.”