“White people build a really big fire and stand way back. Indians build a little-bitty fire and get real close.”
“The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”
“Pay For Soup/Build A Fort/Set That On Fire”
“I didn't set fire to the building.""No, but you did pull it into the river.""That put the fire out!”
“The conscientious arsonist doesn't just set the building on fire; first he fills the fire extinguishers with petrol.”
“Our characters are forged in fires we didn't build.”